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THE SCENE OPENS ON A MATURE WOMAN GETTING READY FOR A MEAL OUT, LOOKING RATHER SAD AS SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR. SHE GROWLS AT HER REFLECTION …<\/h5>\n

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VOICEOVER:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Every day for what feels like her whole life she’s looked in the mirror and been critical. She’s disliked her body, her hair, her face … maybe more. She’s tried every diet going, and nothing’s really been that magic wand she’s been looking for.<\/p>\n

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She remembers what her body used to look like 20 years ago . \u00a0“God I was slim then, and I thought I was fat. Now I really\u00a0am<\/i>\u00a0fat”.<\/p>\n

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She doesn’t wanna be stick thin. She did that once and everyone thought she looked ill. \u00a0But right now she feels lumpy, heavy, lethargic.<\/p>\n

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She’s never given herself the time she knows she should have done, to get fitter and stay fitter. Her family and work had to come first. \u00a0Then menopause landed with a flush … and her self confidence went down the pan.<\/p>\n

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?<\/i>\u00a0\u00a0UPLIFTING MELODY PLAYS. \u00a0ITS 6 MONTHS LATER. OUR \u00a0GORGEOUS GIRL IS NOW LOOKING AGAIN INTO THE WARDROBE.\u00a0<\/i>?<\/i><\/p>\n

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She opens the wardrobe full of lovely clothes. \u00a0She picks a dress and tries it on. She steps into it, and glides the zip up. She swishes the skirt. She smiles.<\/p>\n

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She turns and looks over her shoulder at her newly shaped bum – she wiggles it a bit. She giggles.<\/p>\n

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NAH, I wore this one last week. \u00a0I’ll try the red one … not been in that since pre pandemic.<\/p>\n

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She gets the red dress off the hanger. Oh its a beauty – was expensive, hangs like a gorgeous thing in her hands. Slightly weighty, with a truly gorgeous neckline.<\/p>\n

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As she does it up, she makes a slight intake of breath – expecting it to be tight.<\/p>\n

No need.<\/p>\n

It skims her hips, with a nice looseness around her new waist which makes her look and feel 20 years younger. Then she stands up tall, switching on all her lengthening posture muscles as I have taught her to.<\/p>\n

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And she smiles …. all evening.<\/p>\n

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VO:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0With Noelle Watson Fitness you can lose weight, tone up and feel truly fabulous.<\/p>\n

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WOMAN<\/strong>: Even if you love cake, drink wine, and hate dieting.<\/p>\n

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HUSBAND<\/strong>: (who’s just popped his head around the door):\u00a0And even if you were crying as you felt like crap after Lockdown.\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

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VO:\u00a0<\/strong>Side effects include weight loss, many compliments, \u00a0excessive smiling, great bum, and you’re making money on ebay as you sell all your clothes which are now too big.<\/p>\n

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WOMAN:\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0Its about time.<\/p>\n

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HUSBAND:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Its\u00a0your\u00a0<\/u><\/strong>time.<\/p>\n

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WOMAN & HUSBAND TOGETHER:<\/strong>\u00a0Its about time to get your va va voom back. Noelle’s packages will suit both you\u00a0and\u00a0<\/u>your pocket.<\/p>\n

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VO:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0You are never too old to get fitter, be more fabulous, and feel like you know you deserve to feel.<\/p>\n

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THIRD PERSON CALLED GILL<\/strong>:\u00a0\u00a0(Turns out they have a visitor staying)\u00a0<\/i>\u00a0\u00a0And OMG she looks sooooo different now to how she looked 6 months ago. \u00a0All now suffering with cheek pain due to excess smiling.<\/p>\n

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